Do you ever want to take your computer mouse with you, but notice it’s lack of handles or handholds? Sick of difficult-to-transport computer mice, constantly falling out of your hand? Do you have to constantly pick up icky computer mice by the body like some kind of lowly pleb? Is your current mouse constantly hard to hold onto?
Asus R&D noticed. So we have added a luxurious(tm) elastic(tm rope ™ carrying(tm) handle(tm) to our mice, so that you can carry(tm) it with ease! Gone are the days of carrying mice in a bag, on your palm, or by the cable – grab one today (by the trademarked elastic rope carrying handle(tmtm))
Like seriously though – why? Please tell me this is a game-changer for one of you all.