I’ve seen a lot of posts where people complain about the romantic relationships in this game, and I was upset too that if I want to stay straight, River is my only option (no one will ever top you, Vik). My first thought was that the gorilla-like look really isn’t my type—but oh my god. With every interaction, I just end up blushing. Our first date, the text messages… they all feel so lifelike to me that sometimes I even forget I’m not chatting with a real person. Anyway, I just wanted to say how much I appreciate whoever wrote this character. Bravo.