Maelstrom? Sure, they’re psycho chrome-goblins, but at least they’re HONEST about it.
Tyger Claws? Walking anime clichés, but deleting them is practically a relaxation technique.
Animals? Discount gym bros with the combined brainpower of a protein shake — still fun.
Valentinos? Bro, they’ll pray for you AND stab you… but with STYLE. Respect.
But the Voodoo Boys? Nah.
They hack your brain, talk trash behind your back in Creole, then act shocked when you don’t trust them.
And Maman Brigitte? Luckily, I handled that problem in-game. Good thing I listened to the NetWatch agent! 😉