🎯 Game One – The Snail Rifle League

We’re kicking things off with SLRs only. Leg damage is capped at just 25%, so don’t expect anyone to be limping off the battlefield too quick. Honestly, at this point the SLR shoots slower than your grandpa trying to text back on a flip phone—so buckle in for some drawn-out duels.

đŸ„Š Game Two – Melee Jump Duos (Miramar Style)

Next up, it’s melee only at the jump on Miramar. You rollin’ in with your duo, and you best keep your homie close—ain’t no guns out here, fam. Protect yo’ teammate, swing them pans like you mean it, and don’t let anyone catch you slippin’. đŸ’„

đŸš—đŸ’„ Game Three – The Melee Demolition Derby at Rondo

Now it’s time for straight chaos: melee demolition derby at the Rondo racetrack. Cars smashing, pans clanging, bumpers flying—it’s all about survival of the wildest. And remember the only rule: Do it for Dale. 🏁

đŸŽïž Game Four – The Legendary Exotic OG Derby

This is the one you’ll tell your grandkids about. Bring out the Lamborghini, Aston Martin, or Bugatti and meet at the Mansion during Phase 3.
👉 Don’t have one? No problem—just stand on your roof and some friendly legend will hook you up with a skin.

Rules:

Host starts the Derby by tossing a flashbang!

Never, ever throw your frying pan.

Before the green light, don’t steal rides or pop tires.

This is pure, classy destruction—cars worth millions, used for derbying like they’re rusted UAZs.