The Alternate Timeline

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  1. In an alternate timeline this game wouldn’t need 5 whole patches and a million hotfixes to fix this game and have come out fully finished.

  2. 2Scribble

    Down

    Doown

    Dooown

    By the-

    *~Insert five dollars to finish song~*

  3. D5DirtyDice

    Not going to lie, this scared me for half a second

  4. Jaebird0388

    Only thing missing is a banner ad for the latest Magic: the Gathering set for Magic Arena.

  5. TheBlueNecromancer

    Let’s not forget you cant unlock the next season pass even if you collect all the currency in the current season pass. Don’t worry though they have the amount you need for only $5.

  6. And yet, so many people pay for such bullcrap that now, that’s where the money is. So sad to think about all the games that were not made because resources have been invested in crap like that.

  7. miniminer1999

    Take this shit down before they get ideas LOL

  8. DadIsCoaching

    You forgot to lock the “edit appearance” option behind a paywall for 5.99$ monthly subscription.

  9. Habslover

    What you don’t see is just before this is a full screen ad telling you to pre order Baldurs gate 4

  10. Bro. You already paid for the ability score dlc? Fucking tryhard

  11. Tarc_Axiiom

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

    šŸ˜›

  12. Turkeybaconisheresy

    I knew this was a joke the instant I looked at it but it did make my heart skip a beat with anxiety for a second lol.

  13. Nurgle_Marine_Sharts

    So many great IP’s have fallen into this awful shit. I’m very grateful for the devs who stay away from these predatory business models.

  14. JustaGoodGuyHere

    ā€œFailed to connect to server. Check your connection and try again.ā€

    In single-player.

  15. Zulmoka531

    The thought of this sort of makes me physically ill…

  16. Cookies993

    Ah yes, the timeline where BG3 was made as a triple-A game

  17. Eupryion

    I seriously hope that Larian studios makes serious $$$ off this game, and it encourages further AAA development without microtransactions.

  18. Bowens1993

    I wish they would release more content too. But we get what we get…

  19. RealMrZombieJeesus

    Don’t forget having to pay extra to hear the Gith actually speak their own language.

  20. Well_of_Good_Fortune

    Nope nope nope, don’t even put this kind of evil into the world

  21. And you can play as rogue, fighter, cleric or wizard and all other classes are in game purchases.

  22. AMindBlown

    The different types of gems too… just use a set amount of cash if you do this shit and call it a day.

  23. RedditsDeadlySin

    Where is my Rainbow Unicorn mount for buying the pack? And you call yourself a microtransaction master, pft

  24. Wincidion90

    Whenever the next big bad thing happens I am going to blame it on this post.

  25. smulfragPL

    why are people treating bg3 as some kind of unique title in terms of how its monetized?

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