While everyone’s busy arguing about Valve turning off anti-cheat, let’s appreciate what your case-opening money definitely didn’t buy…
GabeN’s “Leviathan” starter yacht:
🛥️ 364 feet long (your Premier queue is somehow longer)
🎮 A LAN room with 15 high-end gaming PCs… somehow still less cheaters than Premier.
🏀 A basketball court for dunking on VAC.
🩺 An onboard hospital—perfect for treating emotional damage after a 5-stack of spinbotters.
🤿 A professional dive center and submarine support because finding ocean life is easier than finding a legit 25k Elo lobby.
🔬 A full science lab and 3D-printing workshop. Maybe they can print us a working anti-cheat.
🔋 Hybrid-electric engines so it’s quieter than Valve after a cheating wave.
🎥 Outdoor movie theater for rewatching your demo while the enemy scout headshots you through three walls.