Level 42 steam account with 76 games, some of which have over 1000 hours of playtime and they are playing like this. I'd bet my left nut this account was compromised and is now being (ab)used by someone trying out different "software" and whether it gets caught by VAC.
Keep your accounts safe and enjoy the laugh. Getting stuck in doors and nading yourself is apparently something you do with 500 hours in CS2.
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